Critic's Choice

Spray Lord

Blond Princes

Fast Food Nation

Slicer

Barbed Wire Love

Crynoid Corner

Hair Trigger

Jumpin' the Gun

The Joy of Cholla

World Peace

Six Pack O' Whoop-Ass

Purple Corner

Unnamed (aka Slab n' Vein)

Illegal Smile

Centurion Enigma

Crimpin' and Pimpin'

Fantasia

Three-Quarter Ton

Pick a Peck of Perfect Pulling Pockets

Leisure Class

Working Man

Institutional Meat

The Alignment

Misalignment

Blackman's Burden

Banana Split

Cellulite District

Da Fly

Glue Slippage

The Killer Toupee

Cactus Pad

Cure For The Common Crimp

Flight of the Phoenix

Carnage (aka "Wild Virus")

Awesome Offwidthin'

Axis of Evil

Super Suka

Gabby

Glass Babies

Beach Ball

Muscle Beach

Afterburner

Tits Up

Hot Beach

Wadsworth Boulevard

The Good Red Road

Confusiasm

Third Stage

Red Giant

Dereliction Affliction

I'm Having A Vision

Lats Don't Have Feelings

Under A Blood Red Wall

Just Thesenga It

Gravitations

The French Are Here

Dihedrus

Thumbs Up

Hey Pueblo Gringo, Got a Hanger?

Kalahari Sidewinder

Blade Runner

Christmas Tree

The Usual Suspects

New Ethics

Midget Toss

Mr. Fred

Kodachrome

Child's Play

Southern Belle

Turkey's Bleak

Sweet Sam

Bur-Har-Bur

Fiscal Cliff

The Blarney Stone

Dances with Cholla

King Louie's Traverse

Alexi's Climb

Ian's Climb

Red Eclipse

Solar Eclipse

Beef Cake Formula

Amiga

Ol' 47

You Show Me Your Heavy Weapon, I'll Show You Mine

Variation: Sabbath Bloody Slabbath

Black Slabbeth

Totally Blonde

Manly Bulges

Quarterback

Candy for Big Kids

Short Man's Burden

Hurricane Hinzi

Oscar de la Cholla

Too Much Beef and Not Enough Meat

Kipu Pawkets

Puff Daddy

Legend on the Fall

Almost French

Risky Business

Almost Gothic

The Reach Around

La Temperatura de Shelf

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The Stand

Crimpson Candy

Cheeseburger In Paradise

The Raven

Total Recount

Funkdemental

Poquito Mas

Relampago

Escalando

Fishisms

Great Expectations

Shelf Pride

High Heeled Tittty Twister

Politically Incorrect

Bombodido

The Book of Dude-Aronomy

New World Order

Jamuary

Chunky Monkey

Divinity School

Rocky, You've Met Your Match aka I Quesada

Et Tu, Brutus

I Claudius

Cactus Cliff Addict

Hero Driver

LaCholla Jackson

I Lean

Richard Simmons' Tanktop

Morning Joe

White Punks on Pockets

Are You Experiential?

Part Muffalo

Quasi Quasar

Cro-Magnum

Agave

Redman's Burden

C.R.B.

Two For One

Paleolithic Tool Traditions

Affluenza

Whiteman's Burden

Utter To A Scream

Fully Equipped

Early Bird

Don't Be Messin' With Ma Moves

Impulsive Hands

Six More Bottles of Bosco

Chompin' at the Cholla

Commitment

Cobra

Out There Take Anything

Squeeze the Moment

Bionic Minnow