25b. Golden Heart Direct

Ariel map of route locations

1. That Shitty Mossy Crack

2. High Gravity Day

3. Ten Meters of Teamwork

4. Yo Momma

5. Yo Momma's Crack

6. Yo Sister

7. Super Mario's Magic Mushroom

8. Geriatric Death Metal

9. Rainbow Catwalk

10. Carpe Dildo

11. Between A Block And A Hard Place

12. Dripping With Cooties

13. More Cowbell

14. Indecent Exposure

15. God Bless Stretchy Pants

16. Silver Sweetness

17. Best Seat In The House

18a. Silver Gold

18b. Silver Sickness

19. Revenge Of The Barking Spiders

20. 1.21 Gigawatts

21. Pepsi Showers

22. Crack Debit Or Credit

23. Welcome to the 906

24. Sloth-Like Reflexes

25a. Golden Heart

25c. Golden Heart Bypass

26a. Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys (ADBM)

26b. "ADBM" Extension, Left (Direct) Variation

26c "ADBM" Extension, Right Variation

26d. "ADBM" Upper Pitch

27. Beyond Hell, Above Heaven

28a. Intergalactic STDs

28b. Intergalatic STDs

28c. Intergalatic STDs

29. Alpha Nerd

30. Sexus (aka The Diagonal Crack)

31. Footloose (aka The Sport Route)

32a. Queen Bee

32b. Queen Bee Extension

33. Swamp Thing

34. Love Street

[Redacted]

36. Matrix (aka Buck Angel Crack)

37. Don't Panic, and Bring Your Towel

38. Wine Line

39. Ivy's Poison

40. Big Laughing Gym

Sneaking Past the Guard

Mosquito Bait